Is this heaven?

A new pizza place opened up near my house, and I was eager to try them out because I was getting sick of the few that were here. However, they never sent out menus or anything. Rule #1 of starting a new business: Advertise, advertise, advertise!!! Even if it means photocopying a menu and driving through nearby neighborhoods and sticking it in people's doors, or on their cars. You gotta get the word out there! I knew the place was there from driving by, but never stopped in. If I get pizza, I order it so I don't have to go anywhere.

On a whim, I googled them, and found their website with their menu. I've been craving tater tots all day, so I knew I HAD to order french fries (the only dining establishment that I know serves tater tots is the Trash Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that serves bowls of them with your drinks. Kind of like they used to do it with peanuts and popcorn back in the day, just not a community bowl.)

Anyway, tearing myself away from fond memories of Brooklyn, the pizza place by my house has MASHED POTATO PIZZA!!! It has mashed potatoes (duh), cheese, and bacon on a pizza crust. YUM! I had to order that. So I got a large pizza, half mashed potato, half chicken ranch. I'm in love. For real. I know these pics don't look nearly as appetizing as the pizza really is, but look at them anyway:

Mashed potato.

Chicken ranch.

Oh, the things you get excited about when you're pregnant.